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Post by Shadow on Nov 30, 2005 7:09:04 GMT 10
House: or maybe your trying to kill him! i'm on to you. Cuddy burries her face in her hands Mr Jakerson: Why would i kill my own son House: Why would you smoke or grow Pot?
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Post by Daisy on Nov 30, 2005 7:16:35 GMT 10
mr jackerson: i dont house: i wasnt saying that but your company seems a little lame mr jackerson: excuse me? house: you company sounds a little lame mr jackerson: excuse me? house maybe you need a hearing aid. go to level 2 and they'll check you out
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Post by Shadow on Nov 30, 2005 7:21:04 GMT 10
Mr Jakerson: i will House signals Chase over who is standing watching House*whispers*: run Chase frowns but takes Henry and runs off with him Chase: Very sick patient coming through He knocks over a few nurses but keeps running
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Post by Butterfly Kisses on Nov 30, 2005 10:16:40 GMT 10
++++++++++ This story is hilarious so far. I think it might be the dad. ++++++++++
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Post by Daisy on Nov 30, 2005 12:24:53 GMT 10
cuddy: robert!! robert what are you doing!! bring him back!!! house: run boy, RUN!! house starts to limp after him cuddy: where do you think you are going. do not think you have heard the last of this. excuse me mr jackerson but i have to take care of this...business
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Post by Shadow on Dec 7, 2005 11:44:12 GMT 10
Mr Jakerson has already left Cuddy: House get back here House: do i have to Cuddy: i have the upper hand i can run you can't House looks back at her furious. He walks into the lift House: bye He closes the door. He pages chase and tells him to take Henry to the second top floor.
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Post by Daisy on Dec 9, 2005 13:10:19 GMT 10
he arrives at the top floor and sees chase house: what are you doing here chase: you said the top floor.. house: no i meant the carpark; we're going to chuck him off henry: what?! house: ha pshyce
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Post by Shadow on Dec 9, 2005 17:17:41 GMT 10
(Hugh Laurie ((House)) is in Blackadder he can do heaps of voices. He is very funny) (It was the second top floor) House: Did your father ever hit you Henry is strangly silent House: i see Henry: He never meant anything by it House; who was your mum? Henry: She and my dad got divorced a few years ago House: Henry, Your mum is trying to kill you Henry:.............. But i havn't seen her for ages
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Post by Daisy on Dec 11, 2005 15:02:31 GMT 10
house: or so you think henry: she wouldnt do that. she loved me like a son chase: but you are her son house: i knew it. you are adopted henry: no im not *house looks at him unconvinced* how did you know house: you look nothing like your dad. you have none of his features, so then i thought maybe your mum had an affair but a man of your father's status would have that baby aborted... chase: or get devorced house: thank you for your interuption chase: sorry uh go on house: you mother couldnt have any children so they adopted you henry: why is she trying to kill me then? house: but a few years later she found out who your real parents are didnt she henry...
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Post by Shadow on Dec 17, 2005 18:58:23 GMT 10
Henry: but... how would i know if she found out House: don't play dumb with me i know she was the stalker Henry: well yes but ??: hello Henry(i wish his name was Harry coz then it could be a quote from Spider-man) Henry: Mum!??!!??
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Post by Daisy on Dec 19, 2005 9:49:22 GMT 10
house: chase the door chase: oh right chase runs to the door to try and lock her out but she pushes past him house: your not allowed in here mum: i think i know where im allowed henry: mum why? she starts walking over to him but house steps in front to stop her house: i cant let you near him mum: you cant stopo me from seeing my son house: i have a walking stick and i am not afraid to use it
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Post by Butterfly Kisses on Dec 19, 2005 10:25:09 GMT 10
++++++++++++++++ :DW00t! Go the Walking Stick!!!! Yes, I am an insane fangirl. ++++++++++++++++
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Post by Shadow on Dec 19, 2005 10:32:34 GMT 10
(you're avatar is Monk isn't it?) Mum: what are you going to do you need that to stand House: what makes you think that? Mum: it's a walking stick House: yes it is and i might just want it to look cool Mum: doubtful House: that's what you think Chase pages Dr Cuddy. Henry's mother pulls out a gun. House: why would you kill your son? Mum: because his parents killed my real son. House: so why would you kill him? Mum: he knew all along and he said nothing House advances to try and take the gun. She fires. House gets shot in the arm. Henry screams and Chase grabs the gun off the crazy mother.
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Post by Daisy on Dec 19, 2005 10:56:40 GMT 10
house*holding his arm*: it could be worse cuddy enters cuddy:oh my god. SECURITY!! house are you ok house: im fine because now i know that i was right and you should have listened to me cuddy: go to a hospital room. ill have a doctor see you house: i can fix myself up cuddy: go!!
house is in a hospital room when cameron enters cameron: i thpught she was joking. what happened house: i got shot. same old same old
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Post by Shadow on Dec 19, 2005 14:56:07 GMT 10
Cameron looks at him Cameron: same old same old? This happens to you alot? House:*sarcastically* yes i'm numeral uno on the mafia's hit list Cameron frowns Cameron: was that sarcasm House: i can't tell anymore
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