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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 15, 2005 15:31:23 GMT 10
zak: *through clenched teeth* "Lilli, just keep smiling and get in the car." Lilli: *worried look on her face* "why? what's wrong Zak?" Zak: "i have seen shiny metal assasin in the audience." Lilli: "oh dear, then you have to escape some how." Sak: "no duh Lilli, let's go!"
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Post by Daisy on Oct 17, 2005 11:11:51 GMT 10
*both jump into car* Lilli: drive Zak DRIVE!!! *zak puts the pedal to the medal* assasain: can i kill them now? they're getting away!! best friend: but they havent started the credits yet. assaian: im gonna do it best friend: if your my friend you wont yet. *assaian glares at him* assaian: im gonna do it before they fully leave best friend: NOOOOOO!!! *knocks bomb out of hand and disables* assain: u idiot best friend: its ur own fault. our friendship is OVER
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Post by maitika on Oct 17, 2005 15:59:21 GMT 10
assain: you can't stop our friendship! i want to! it's over! best friend: i don't know where ur going with this *leaves* assain: fine! be like that!!!!
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Post by Daisy on Oct 17, 2005 16:05:49 GMT 10
assain: wat am i saying i dont care. GOOD RIDDENS!!! best friend: yeah yeah gurturde kippy: and that's all from big conscience tonight. stay tuned tomorrow to see more love bloom and maybe even hate spread. im gurturde kippy from channel seven's tonight tomorrow filling in for gretel kelin. good day and good night. *credits roll* *cuts to lilli and zak in the car* lilli: why are they trying to kills you lance, i mean zak zak/lance: its ok you can call me lance now
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Post by Daisy on Oct 17, 2005 16:10:34 GMT 10
lilli: tell me lance. you promised you would never keep secrets from me lance: my parents were in the mafia a long way back. they got into a feud with the people trying to kill us and ended up killing those people's family. they've been trying to get us ever since. lilli: why would you drag me into something like that lance: i ask myself the same question everyday *silence as lance drives into a motel* lance: we'll stay here the night. we'll be safe
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Post by maitika on Oct 17, 2005 16:28:39 GMT 10
lilli: um.... can we get a room with 2 beds? lance: why? lilli: i don't want to be murdered in my sleep. lance: that doesn't make sense. lilli: dont hold it against me if i don't make sense
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 17, 2005 18:57:12 GMT 10
daisy the reason lance is trying to be murdered is because he is under witness protection...
lance: excuse me can i please have a room with two beds? counter girl: sorry we only have one bed rooms left and only one room left. lance: sorry lilli i guess you will just have to be murdered lilli gives an evil glare to lance lilli: shut up! lilli grabs the room key and storms off to their room.
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Post by Shadow on Oct 17, 2005 19:13:52 GMT 10
Lance follows he chuckles to himself Lilli enters the room Lance: what do you mean Lilli: they will follow you they will kill me ive seen it Lance: what do you mean Lilli: theyll kill you Lance stares at her Lance: who Lilli: the police Lance: what? Lilli: they are already looking for you you were framed
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 17, 2005 20:00:18 GMT 10
Lance: how would you know that? Lilli: i have my sources Lance: you always use that line... seriously... tell me... how to you know that? Lilli: a magician never reveals her secrets Lance: well you are not a magician so SPILL Lilli: i have tried saying no in many different ways i guess the only way i will get through to you is if i say NO!
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Post by Daisy on Oct 19, 2005 16:22:56 GMT 10
they enter the room lilli: your sleeping on the couch lance: why. its a queen bed lilli: i sleep one the bed by myself. if u sleep with me SOMETHING might happen that i dont want lance: wats wrong with that? lilli gives him an evil glare lance: alright, ill sleep on the couch
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Post by Shadow on Oct 20, 2005 21:24:58 GMT 10
A few hours pass and something just doesnt feel right. Lance still feels like he's being watched... Lance: lilli are you special Lilli: WTF does that mean Lance: answer the question are you special Lilli: yes so r u The next morning Lilli: we have to go theyve surrounded the building and they probably are waiting outside the door lance*groggily*: arite kep your hair on they get changed and look through the peep hole in the door. there is noone there so they walk out. they can hear people running up the starir. two shots fired and lance felt Lilli fall next to him... next thing he knew he was surrounded (shes not dead...)
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Post by Daisy on Oct 21, 2005 8:11:11 GMT 10
police: lance we have you surrounded lance: i can see that but what do you want with me!! you've already killed her a man walks out from the circle of ppl. he looks like the godfather godfather: you know exactly what we want with you lance...we want you dead, just like the reast of our family lance: but that had nothing to do with me. it was my parents godfather: but you know more than your parents did godfather holds a gun to lance's head but little did they know lilli was only shot in the shoulder and was inching her way to the police. she does this special kick thing that knocks down the police and she takes their gun. godfather: WTF lilli: wanna negotiate she holds the gun up at the godfather lilli: shoot me in the shoulder why dont ya. ill teach you it looks like she's about to shoot him but instead they run into their room and escape through the vent system
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Post by maitika on Oct 21, 2005 13:18:31 GMT 10
lilli: get ur face out of my but lance!!!! lance: well if u kept moving i wouldn't run into ur but lilli: u try crawling with a bullet in the sholder
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Post by Daisy on Oct 21, 2005 13:27:27 GMT 10
they eventually get out and run throught the woods next to the motel. lilli: after this i never want to see you again! lance: why lilli, we get along so well together lilli: i know but everytime im with you we get hurt they stop running lilli: i get hurt lance: wear a bulletproof vest then lilli: that's not what i meant lance: then what did you mean lilli: *sigh* dont worry they find a cave to rest in. lance: we should stay here the night lilli: but it's only 3oclock lance: it'll get dark
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Post by Shadow on Oct 21, 2005 15:12:10 GMT 10
but police had followed them and next thing Lilli knew she was surrounded byb police and guns Lilli: ill take that bulletproof vest thanks Lance looks at her Chief Wiggum: alright hands on your head Lance and Lilli put their hands on their head and are apprehended.
interrogation room Wiggum: so your an accesory to murder. Lilli having watched the simpsons many times knew how to reply Lilli: whats a murder? Wiggum: dont play dumb with me Lilli: what does play mean Wiggum: ohhh your a smart one arent you but you will crack. Wiggum laughs evilly and has a coughing fit before leaving Lilli sighs.
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