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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 21, 2005 16:02:49 GMT 10
Wiggum: the more you play the more pepper spray you will get Cheif wiggum sprays lilli in the eye with pepper spray. Lilli: but the bullet hit my head.... i can't remember much... Cheif Wiggum pulled the bullet out of her shoulder... it was painful. Cheif wiggum: what's this? Lilli: well you did shot TWO bullets.... do the math! Lance was just sitting there quietly.
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Post by maitika on Oct 21, 2005 19:53:16 GMT 10
Cheif Wiggum: and what have u got to say for ur self 'Lance' Lance: My name IS Lance Wiggum: Sure it is Lance: It is Wiggum: SHUT UP! ANYTHING U SAY OR DO CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST U IN COURT!!! Lance: weren't u supposed to say that at the beginning? Wiggum: That's it!! U can't do that to the cheif of police. oh d**n, where's my badge? hey, that badger's got it! here, badger, badger, badger. *Wiggum gets mauled by badger* Wiggum: uh this may take a while
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 21, 2005 22:18:24 GMT 10
the saying is... you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law! the badger that took wiggums badge is ellie's ex-avatar! back to the story:
Wiggum bent down to pick up his badge and then all of a sudden a fart came out... he cheeks became red and lilli and lance's faces turned green from the awful smell Lance: aw! wiggum what did you have for lunch? Lilli: did you have baked beans with brussel sprouts or something? Wiggum: oh man... that sounded like a moist one... Lilli and lance gave each othe digusted looks.
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Post by Daisy on Oct 22, 2005 9:45:00 GMT 10
wiggum: oho lance: wat wiggum: ohman i got to go lilli: eww wiggum runs to the toilet. but as he runs past lance,lance takes the keys and hides them. lance: quick now's our time to escape lilli: how? lance dangles the keys lilli: quick lance: we can take forever. he's not coming out anytime soon
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 22, 2005 14:02:36 GMT 10
they ran through the door and when they past the toilet heard pretty nasty sounds... Lance: we are safe... Lilli: you mean for the moment... Lance: i guess... let's go find a motel. Lilli: another day another close to death experience... Lance: well it IS sorta fun. Lilli: not it's not...
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Post by Shadow on Oct 22, 2005 17:14:35 GMT 10
Lilli: last time we were at a hotel we... i almost died Lance: so did i Lilli: no hotels Lance: then where are we going to stay...
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 22, 2005 18:06:56 GMT 10
Lilli: somewhere where they can't find us. Lance: Lilli that is impossible the police are EVERYWHERE. Lilli: Everywhere but here. Lilli pulled lance into the woods. Lance: Lilli there is no way we can survive living in the woods. Lilli: well it is better than being killed by shooting bullets!
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Post by Shadow on Oct 23, 2005 14:01:15 GMT 10
Lilli: besides remember where i grew up Lance: next to these woods but i dont see what... oh Lilli raised her eyebrpws and nodded. Lance: would your parents want us back there though Lilli shrugged.
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Post by Daisy on Oct 23, 2005 16:00:05 GMT 10
lilli: they're my parents. no matter wat wrong i did they still love me lance: yea, well at least you have parents lilli: dont blame the fact that your parents are dead on me lance: i wasnt lilli: u were. youve always done that. lance: hey, hey lets not get crazy lilli: aarrggh lance: wat they get to the door lilli: you never understood. never in my whole life did u under... the door opens lilli's mum: lilli? lilli: mum!
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 23, 2005 16:58:44 GMT 10
lilli's mum: Lilli! how nice to see you... oh and who is this? is this your boyfriend. lilli rolled her eyes. Lilli: remember mum i said never in a million years would i have a boyfriend!
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Post by Daisy on Oct 24, 2005 8:12:04 GMT 10
lance: dont you remember me Alison? i took lilli to the dance in year 10. alison: oh yes i remember. didnt you die lilli and lance look at each other lilli (quickly): that's not important. can we come inside alison: of course. your father will be back in about 2 hours. he job... (she does hand actions) hectic! laughs
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 24, 2005 13:13:22 GMT 10
lilli: don't worry mum i understand, so how is life for you? alison: we just manage... if your father doesn't get his pay check by next week we will be broke! i think it is time for me to get a job. lance: if you are having money problems it is ok if you can't afford for us to stay at your house!
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Post by maitika on Oct 24, 2005 13:24:43 GMT 10
alison: what's wrong? do u not want to stay at ur girlfriend's house? lilli: MUM!!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY? alison: yes, well, i thought u had forgotten. lance lookes embarrased
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Post by princess stephanie on Oct 24, 2005 19:12:59 GMT 10
lilli: never in a million years would i have a boyfriend and especially not him... he is trying to get me killed! alison: i am sure you are just exaggerating. lilli: no MUM! i have had several close to death experience with this 60 kg of useless fat hanging around me!
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Post by Daisy on Oct 25, 2005 8:11:25 GMT 10
lance: there's not 60kg of fat around you id say about 2 alison: oh what a sweet boy. so when are you getting married lilli: MUM! *puts head in hand* alison: youre not fat sweetie. youre extremely thin actually. come in so i can feed you lilli: mmmmuuuuum lance: i'll take that offer. im starving they walk inside and sit at the kitchen table lilli: mum, are u alright alison: oh im fine sweetheart lance: i have to agree with lilli. you seem agitated alison: it's just that...that...this place it's a mad house isnt it! laughs lilli wispers to lance: i think she's going crazy alison: how much bolegnase do u want lance lilli: but mum; we're having soup alison: oh silly me lance looks at the fridge. there are lots of things stuck on it. one of the magnets is holding up a note that said Please join us in memory of John Danson. Loving father and husband. Born 1935; died 2004. next to it was a note that said Marylin's room: 64274964. Hospital: 96234854 lance: since when did you dad die lilli: my dad's not dead lance: points to the fridge lilli: oh my god... lance: i just have to make a quick fone call lance leave the room and calls the 'hospital' lance: hello, i was wondering what Marylin Danson's room fone number is? person on the other line: Marlyin escaped from our mental facility earlier this year lance: oh ok. thank you anyway.
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